The life aquatic...
I went snorkelling the other day around some coral stuff and noticed a couple of things:
- There are some weird things underwater.
- The ones that aren't fish generally look like either, female genitalia, male genitalia or strange sentient brain aliens, that possibly communicate using a form of telepathy, some of which had things that looked like eyes.
- Or they could have been mouths.
- Or possibly arses
- Or both come to think of it, I don't think such creatures are that advanced, despite resembling huge brains, that make our puny human brains look like shrivelled up rasins.
- Actually there were some things that looked like bits of floating snot, or possibly (and in keeping with the other things that looked like male genitals) some sort of sexual excretia.
- These things had a venomous sting.
- As did most of the stuff that looked like noodles.
I enjoyed my time under the water, especially as I didn't cut myself on the coral or the jagged rocks or stab my foot on a sea urchin. I did get sunburnt, however, even though it was an overcast day.
Damn the sun, when will it's reign of terror ever end?
posted by Daniel at 11:03 AM
2 Comments:
sweet heaven befalls my ears,hearing you describe the beauty of the undersea world,experiencing the same emotions as the worlds first sub aquatic explorers felt.
If you spend five long months living in a swamp,looking at that fucking shit every day with a bunch of save-the-fucking-planet do-gooding cunts,your childlike wonder would be crushed like a baby's skull in a dingoes jaws.
Haha!
I was trying to be extra poetic, didn't want to say everything looks like vadges and knobs. It's true though, they do.
Sorry man, maybe you'll experience a return to innocence swimming amongst the weed and detritus of a thousand years of civilisation in UK waters.
Just remember, if you find any treasure, wands and sceptres are yours, dubloons are mine...
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